Top 10 List: Anime Hoes

I guess this should really be called a 'Bottom 10 List' given that this is actually counting not only how slutty the characters are, but how much I hate them. Given that I utterly despise sluts of any sort, real or  anime...or any sort of fiction. Now I guess the fanboys might not like this post very much given that I'll be tearing apart characters with quite a lot of fan-service scenes (for the most part) so warning now. Also I feel the need to point out that Misa Amane of Death Note and Agnes Boulange of Shukufuku no Campanella just nearly escaped being on this list. Misa's justification being that she's only like that for her boyfriend, and refused to even so much as kiss another guy, even just in a movie, so I don't know that she can really be called a slut. Anyway:

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Number 10: Ayame "Sa-chan" Sarutobi (Gintama)

Kay now if the subs on that picture don't explain it all just...wow. She never stops whoring herself up to Gin and asks him to do sexually  abusive BDSM things to her. Not only does she ask but since she knows he wont do it she ties herself up in bondage-style in attempt to get him to do naughty things to her. All this while making sexual noises/faces and in front of a ton of other characters usually.

Hell even when Gin was in the hospital she wouldn't quit in her advances and sexually harassed him there too. Honestly I know its just for comedic effect given that Gintama is a comedy anime so thats why she's not high on this list, but either way she's still a hoebag. A desperate hoebag no less, she's not being slutty just to be slutty like some other characters, she's being slutty because she is that desperate.

Number 9: Kuroko Shirai (A Certain Scientific Railgun)

I absolutely hate this bitch. She was the sole reason I couldn't continue watching this anime, her slutty lesbian rapist antics just pissed me off way too much. Up to the point I saw, there wasn't a single episode where she didn't try to rape Mikoto. Mikoto would be having a cool moment and this stupid hoe would just come along like BOOB GROPE!!! out of nowhere, it was horrible.

She's also delusional and seems to think that Mikoto is her property or something, it's annoying as all hell. For Gods sakes she gets all upset and bent out of shape on the subject that Mikoto wears shorts under her skirt. Gee I wonder why! She even goes so far as to wear sexy underwear in attempt to get at Mikoto at night in their room, it's ridiculous. She's definitely one of the most straight up obnoxious sluts on this list. Her voice is also really freaking annoying but that really has no bearing here.

Number 8: Chizuru Honsho (Bleach)

Chizuru is a hoe much for the same reasons that Kuroko is, considering they're basically the same type of character, save for that Chizuru is more useless than Kuroko. Just to cover my bases, for the few who don't know Bleach Chizuru is the red-haired one doing the raping. Orihime, her constant victim, is the one being raped. Chizuru is absolutely obsessed over Orihime's boobs, it's insane, every time she gets the chance she'll literally jump in from nowhere and freak out and grab Orihime's boobs. Thankfully only to get beaten up by Tatsuki cuz quite honestly people, this bitch deserves a serious  beating many times over. And not only is she herself a slut, but she constantly makes Orihime temporarily her slut on multiple occasions. I also guess I should clear up that the reason I hate her and Kuroko has nothing to do with that they're lesbians. I know people are gonna attack me about it anyway so I don't know why I bother, but the fact that they're lesbians has nothing to do with why I hate them. Its the fact that they're slutty, rapist, hoebags.

Number 7: Shelley Maycraft (Shukufuku no Campanella)

Ok now I'm not gonna hold her outfit against her given that it's anime...even if she is theoretically a bit old to be wearing that given that she has a son who's...well I can guess he's well past adolescence. Strangely she looks good for her age O.o Anyway no, the reason I say she's a hoe is because she flirts with her own son! Very sexually I might add.

Not only is that slutty but just...why? It's reallly just gross. Like honestly, even if your mom did look like that, would you want her flirting with you and seducing you? No probably not if only for the simple fact that...oh I don't know...she's still your mom! Her constant advances on Leicester honestly scared me throughout the entirety of this anime, very rarely did she have a scene where she didn't do that to some degree. If memory serves she also would try to flirt with several (of the few) other male characters and/or I believe compare breast sizes with the female characters...or something to that effect, I can't entirely remember. But she just takes a woman's quest for eternal youth a bit too far if it means doing crap like that, while she's married mind you.

Number 6: Okoi (Basilisk)

This was a close one between her and Kagerou but I figured letting everybody you fight touch you all over is more slutty than seducing and kissing every male you fight with. Now yes I know that Okoi only does this because it's part of her power, she absorbs people's blood with skin-to-skin contact, but honestly, she lets...I believe its either Rousai or Nenki grab her boob in order to do this. She also wears slightly more revealing clothing than the other kunoichi in order to accomplish this as well which only really stands out in this anime because this is one of the few with little to no scantily-clad women and relatively little fanservice given the mature target audience.  Anywho though, regardless of the reason, she lets herself be touched/rubbed/groped all over...thaaaats pretty slutty.

Number 5: Kikyo (InuYasha)

If I'm not mistaken I did a rant on her before and she's probably the only one on this list without a sexual scene or ecchi scene or panty-shot of some sort. Then why, you may ask, is she on this list? Well simply because she spends the entire series trying to get into Inuyasha's pants...er...hakama. You can't freaking kill her either! No matter how many times she's killed somehow or another she comes back to chase after Inuyasha some more. And don't even try to say "oh she just does that because she's trying to kill him because she still thinks he's evil." no, just no. Earlier in the series when she finally gets Inuyasha alone she like seduces him and kisses him and shit. Maybe she very well does wanna take him to hell, but I bet only so she can seduce him and do things with him without Kagome around. Honestly throughout the entire series she rarely does anything save for trying to get at Inuyasha any time she sees him, yeah a long the way she stops to help some people, but thats really it. She's not higher on this list cuz yeah, they were together at one point and they did love each other, so I guess I can't freak out on her too too much but ugh...she also just irks me a lot.

Number 4: Mitsuhide Akechi (Battle Girls: Time Paradox)

She's basically the same as Kuroko and Chizuru, however the reason that she's higher on the list than they are is for the fact that her advances on her victim are far more sexual and desperate than the other two. The last episode I watched of Battle Girls: Time Paradox was the one where they were doing a play and all Mitsuhide tried to do was come up with ways to have sex with Nobunaga and fantasized about sleeping with her. I can't even tell you how annoying that was, pretty much all her lines in that episode was her blushing and desperately wanting to get into Nobunaga's...well....she doesn't wear pants so I'll go with armor. She acts as if her life depends on it, or at the very least seems like she orgasms over Nobunaga constantly...which she probably does. Not only that but she's annoyingly possessive over Nobunaga to this end, whenever Nobunaga is nice to Hideyoshi she flips a shit and gets jealous, as if Nobunaga were sleeping with Hideyoshi instead of her. Now again, I'm not harping on her cuz it's girl-on-girl, honestly in a world of only females I'd assume there'd be a fair amount of that, it's just the way she goes about doing it that's skanky and really pisses me off. She has that "Oh *blush and moan* you can have my body and do naughty things to me" persona all the time, you don't get much more desperate than that.

Number 3: Simca (Air Gear)

Huh, haven't talked about Air Gear on here since the eye patch list, surprising considering how much I enjoyed that anime. Anyway though, Simca really is in all senses of the word, a slut. Ringo even outright calls her a skank at one point, albeit not to her face, as awesome as that would have been. In either the first or second episode you see her skating around an AT event teasing guys and letting them slap stickers on her ass. When Ikki asks to do so, she teases him further and says only if he can catch her. Later on in the series she winds up in Ikki's bed naked with him when he wakes up and...I believe she was naked in front of him on another occasion but I don't know for sure...a shower/bath scene with Ikki comes to mind. She seduces him all throughout the series, thus making Ringo extremely jealous and Ikki freaking falls for it! Ugh -.- boys.

As if her behavior towards Ikki and various other guys throughout the span of the series wasn't enough, honestly, why would you ride AT's in such a short dress?! To attract sexual attention of course! Honestly, at least Ume, Ringo, Rika and most other girls in the anime have the decency to wear pants when they ride AT's. But Simca? Nope. She just flies around high in the air, jumping over people, doing flips, ect. all with just a short little dress to "cover" herself. The funny part is she knows how much she teases all the boys and takes pleasure in it. The sad part? I can't say people like this are confined to anime, they really exist -.-

Number 2: Misuzu Kusakabe (11Eyes)

Shocking she's not first right? Given the very first post  I ever wrote was about how she's such a slut. Throughout the entire series she's literally constantly trying to lose her virginity to Kakeru, despite knowing he has feelings for Yuka. She uses any excuse do do sexual things with him, usually using her clan abilities as some dumb excuse. Because apparently being naked in a candle-lit room together will save his life -.- Especially if you wake up with your face in his naked lap the next morning, yes, wonderful plan Misuzu because that's not just an excuse to see and do other things to Kakeru's dick -.- And when she manipulates him into having sex with her at the end of the series because it'll save the world I mean come on, really? Really?! For even more elaboration on how she's a slut, see my very first post.

Number 1: Riko Mine (Hidan no Aria)

I never thought I'd see the day when I can find a character more slutty and more disgusting and more annoying than Misuzu, but in watching Hidan no Aria I was proven wrong. Riko is always seducing, stripping for and attempting to rape Kinji...and arouse him in various other ways. And her goal really is to arouse him, because when he's aroused he goes into Hysteria Mode and thinks/fights a lot better. But almost always when they're together she tries to arouse him.

Once they were taking a test and she layed on his lap and put his only pencil in between her breasts, saying that he needed to get it in order to finish the test, and moaned when he proceeded to do so. She would often tell others (especially Aria) that they had done sexual things. Once she all-but raped an unsuspecting Kinji after tackling him to a bed and she never hesitates to show him as much skin as possible. Actually, scratch that, often when she get's the chance she'll strip down to her panties and bra in front of him jut cuz. She takes the opposite of the girls who'll freak out and smack a guy for a perverted misunderstanding to an extreme, and it's just as annoying if not more so with the frequency that she does it. To top that off she's an absolute bitch. All of these reasons combined and...God you just need to see some of the shit she pulls [off], and that is exactly why Riko Mine is anime's #1 Hoe.

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Ugh -.- Sorry this is late, my life has been a drama fest and I've been procrastinating a lot and argh -.- It's been horrible. So hope you guys enjoyed this post. If you have any suggestions for posts don't hesitate to ask. Next post should probably be the 'Summer 2011 First Impressions' one.