Annoying Bits About InuYasha Characters (Rant)

Title pretty much says it all, I love the anime InuYasha, it's one of my favorites, but sometimes there's just certain characters that really annoy me, no matter how much I may love them, even Inuyasha and Sango, who are my favorites. Anyway, I think I'll just go character by character here:

Inuyasha: Again, he's my absolute favorite character out of this entire anime, he's just awesome and moderately attractive...though probably only because he reminds me of my boyfriend (I call him my Inuyasha and I'm his Kagome). However though, there's one thing about Inuyasha that just really bugs me to no end: his annoying and completely pointless obsession over Kikyo! Ugh! First of all she makes me extremely mad, but I'll get to that later. But I mean for God's sakes Inuyasha! She's dead! She pinned you to a tree! She's evil! All she wants to do is drag you into hell with her and do you care!? No! Every time Inuyasha comes across Kikyo it's like "OMG! Kikyo!? *heart stops, gets boner, has orgasm* I-I love you! I'm so conflicted because I love Kagome! I'll go to hell with you!" Just fucking give up on Kikyo ok?! She's dead! She's a bitch! And you have Kagome who's way prettier, loves you, is just soo much better for you plus, wait for it...HOLY MOOSE ya kno what?! She's actually oh I don't know, alive? He just really needs to get over his chronic guilt frenzy and get out of memory lane whenever he sees anything even related to Kikyo! Even when Kagome's a hundred times better than Kikyo. Plus Kagome actually cares and isn't trying to go all psychotic-bitch-woman on his ass and drag him to hell.

It'd just be sort of nice if he wasn't such a dickhole to Kagome sometimes. I mean their sweet lovey moments are sooooooo cute! It brings a stupid grin to my face. Why can't they just be like that all the time? Why does Kagome have to have such bad PMS and why does Inuyasha have to be so hooked on Kinky-hoe and be a pain to Kagome? They're so uber-kawaii together! InuyashaxKagome Forever!!! InuyashaxKikyo...no, just no, a million times no, that pairing is just the ultimate fail and its a shit pairing that should never ever happen. EVER!!!

Kagome: Unlike Inuyasha she's not exactly one of my favorites...in fact I actually have three things that really annoy me about her, one being her annoying PMS bitchiness, two being how useless she is and three being how she's so nice to random creepy stalker guys (Hojo and Koga).

Maybe it's just cuz I don't rly get PMS, I don't know, but you know how there's some people who just seem to have PMS all the time. Yeah thats Kagome, if you were to pick any random episode, saying she was gonna b all PMS-ish would be a pretty safe bet for most eps. Granted she's ok when she's not like that, but when she is it irks me the wrong way. I mean whats up with the arbitrary "Sit Boy!" when Inuyasha doesn't even do anything bad?! I feel so bad for the guy, especially the repeated "SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!" and so on and so forth that she does every now and again.

Ok now her intense uselessness. She always just gets in the way and cowers and has Inuyasha protect her all the time and ya know something? If it wasn't for her, the Sacred Jewel wouldn't be shattered into a bajillion pieces in the first place. I mean what are the odds that she hits the teeny tiny jewl...instead of the large freakish black bird carrying it? Really!? And yet she can hit everything else...though a lot of times it doesn't completely work. Wonderful.

There's definately something to be said for letting creepy stalker guys with a crush on you off easy, but Kagome doesn't let them down at all! She's admitted to loving Inuyasha and she clearly cares about him...and yet she lets Koga and Hojo flirt with her all the time...and Hojo is a complete pansy-face!! To top that off she never corrects her dumbass friends when they say stupid things about Inuyasha or tease her about Hojo! OMFG Her and Hojo are NOT going out! They never will! Those stupid girls need to get that through their heads and Kagome needs to freaking tell them off!

Koga: This guy just...ugh! He doesn't just annoy me, he pisses me off. I mean all he does is try to whore-up to Kagome for like no freaking reason and just piss Inuyasha off and ugh, why must he always piss off Inuyasha!? Their fights are just so obnoxious and they really don't need to happen if Koga would just keep his dirty paws of Kagome! Why does he even love her anyway? Either I forget or its neveer explaind but it just seems like he randomly loves her and goes into heat every time he sees her. I'm surprised he hasn't started humping her leg yet. All he's like is "Kagome! Kagome! I love you and you agreed to be my bride because I say so and we're gonna have mutant wolf babies together!" or something. And what I wanna know is he constantly shoves Ayame away and chases after Kagome...and yet he makes fun of Inuyasha for being a 1/2 demon! News flash dude: If you have babies with Kagome they'll be 1/2 demons too you moron! Just go freaking mate with Ayame and leave Kagome alone!

And what's up with his man-skirt that he wears? That's almost as bad as Jakotsu's pink Kimmono. Like ok, I get the fur cuz he's a wolf and all...but the man-skirt? Really!? Plus he's a crappy excuse for a demon as it is, I mean he doesn't even have any cool demon powers or anything. And his sword now that I think of it O.o Does he ever freaking use that thing? I think it's just there for decoration or something, just so he can think he's as cool as Inuyasha cuz he's jealous.

Shippo: He's just a whiney little kid with a...I don't know what to call it really, I was gonna say Napolean complex, but he doesn't so much want power as he thinks he's awesome for absolutely no reason at all. He's a little coward and there's very few times when he's actually useful. His attacks are all really anti-climactic illusions that don't do anything apart from making the enemy even more pissed off then he gets all scared and runs and hides behind something/someone. Weirdly enough the only time he's really ever useful is when he's in that pink balloon form with the freakish eyes. Though I think the episode where he bugged me the most was in that one where he was summoned to fight Manten and Hiten's little sister (brother? O.o what gender was that kid anyway? I never really could tell, same goes for Hiten, why does he look so girly? O.o) and he narrorated it like he was so awesome...and all they did was color! Then the girl or boy or whatever it was is all like "you're a worthy opponent" so Shippo thinks he's all cool. Worthy opponent at what!?

Kikyo: Finally my least favorite and most annoying character in the entire anime: Kinky-hoe. She is in fact a hoe, she may not wear mini-skirts like Kagome but the only thing she wants is to steal Inuyasha away from Kagome, tease Inuyasha by giving him chronic erections (you know it's true), drag him into hell and get in his pants and have creepy dead-person sex. She just needs to go die in a hole...again! Because for whatever reason she couldn't freaking stay dead the first time! She is just soooooo damn annoying and isn't it a bit hypocritical that she's a miko (priestess) and is supposed to save peoples lives...and yet to sustain her own life she has these freaky snake things (soul collectors) to steal the souls of girls which, maybe I'm misunderstanding it, but doesn't that mean she's oh I don't know, killing innocent people? God that's the only thing Naraku did right was doing her in for the second time cuz that stupid hag with the bulging eyes just had to bring her back to try and kill Inuyasha and steal his virginity didn't she?! Plus her sob-story about "Oh I was betrayed by my one true love! Nooooooooooo! *sobs*" ya know what? Do your research lady before you go bitching about your problems because the way he saw it you betrayed him...you both betrayed eachother ok!? You're not meant to be together obviously if Naraku was able to trick you so easily; Inuyasha clearly wasn't your "true love" if you guys didn't trust eachother enough or know eachother well enough to know when you're beig set up! Kikyo had her chance ok? All you InuyashaXKikyo fans, she had her chance, they messed it up, now she's being evil bitch-woman and trying to take him to hell, thats a horrible couple and it's not romantic in the least. I mean really "Hey lets go on a date to hell Inuyasha." I mean how does that sound? Cuz that's basicallly what she's saying. She had her chance, she missed it and ya know what now she just needs to stop meddling in Inuyasha and Kagome's relationship.